Oh! We have a winner this time…. I read in the newspaper that there is this guy in the Yukon (Elvis Aaron Presley) who is running in the Yukon Territorial Election in the Pelly-Nisutlin riding, wants to put an end to corruption in local government, which is beside the point. The stupid part of this story is the guys name “Elvis Aaron Presley” (who by the picture provided, looks like he could of stared in “The Plant of the Apes” and didn’t need any make-up) he was originally born with the name Gilbert Nelles but later changed his name to Elvis Aaron Presley when, and get this, “The spirit of the king of rock’n’roll was zapped into him by an alien spaceship”.
Now I didn’t know that Aliens where Elvis fans they would seem more like KISS fans to me or even Big and Rich fans because those aliens were in they’re video.
Hey Elvis you have my vote, but what happens when the aliens come back??????? Who will they pick to zap into you?
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